Friday, July 01, 2005

He's Fat, He's Ugly, He's Duh Beast

Duh FAT Beast
Originally uploaded by Jorge Ragtime.
I spend my Friday afternoons heading over to Google Images and entering in 'fat and ugly' just to see what's new in the world of fat and ugly shit. Today produced a wonderful new find on the indie music site CD Baby,

From what I can tell this is a rapper named Hev-E-Wae Duh F.A.T. Beast. I'm not sure if that's what he puts on his tax returns but if it's a stage name, it seems a bit forced. So that got the "fat" part out of the equation, but what makes him ugly? As a person he may look a little confused and off-kilter but ugly isn't the first thing that entered my mind. Then I saw the description of his sound:

"It the beast, Raw-er then a baby fowl diaper, and ugly. It call RUFFCORE something you can party, smoke or fight to. Don't believe aiight bet."

When he says "baby fowl diaper" is he talking about a diaper for chicks (you know, poultry) like to keep a barnyard clean? More likely he didn't minor in spelling at Ruffcore U. But when you describe your music as something you can either party OR fight to, this shows his sound must have much to offer. So go pick up Duh F.A.T. Beast's new album, and if you're reading this Duh F.A.T. Beast, stay ugly and don't sell out and become an accountant or some shit.

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