Wednesday, September 21, 2005
The flesh under the lower jaw, especially when plump or flaccid.
Oh man that's so sexy. Pre-teens look up "sex" and "penis" in the dictionary to get off, and old men look up "jowls." Old men have been waiting SO LONG for Madonna to obtain what they covet - sexy jowls to fondle and rub in the sack. Madonna used to be all hot, skinny, sensual, but not an inch of jowls to be found. Now she's married, she's had kids and despite all that yoga you can't keep the jowls at bay. Her husband probably doesn't appreciate them, probably hasn't tucked his manhood between the bone and the jowls like an old man would, but in time he'll understand. Don't let the jowls go unloved gentlemen. Fuck them, suck them, tame them, make the jowls your own.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Yo. Yo. Yo!
Just a fuckin' head-
My body's lyin' dead-
No axe left to grind, my life all behind-
Two mothafuckas playing with my face-
No one stops this disgrace-
Why was I beheaded today-
The shit is fucking gay-
Speaking of gay I think these guys are going to fuck my windpipe-
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
I hate this fucking guy so much it is truly epic. This dipshit haunted my fraternity for two years as he grew cornrows, quoted Tupac and made every attempt to hang out with wholly uninterested black people. He wants to be black. 'I am black,' he actually said at one time. 'Everyone in my high school in Boise thought of me as black. I was THE black kid at my school.' Yeah, he said all that. Fucking anus. We kept pissing on his bed so he wouldn't sleep on the porch with us because he would talk about Nelly and fucking Dre constantly. Oh yeah, he has a shunt too. Neck tubes. Send this guy an email if you get the time: