Sunday, November 21, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010


Also, you dickheads that say shed-ule instead of schedule can all die slowly. Do you think that makes you sound smart? Even if that is really the way it's supposed to be pronounced, stop trying to be the sole voice of reason.
'Why don't you shed-ule me in for an eight o'clock tee time.'
'Well, your Mother didn't her birth control as per the shed-ule.'
'Yeah... well, do you think I can shed-ule that gastrointestinal bleed for next week? I'm not interesting in crapping blood right now.'
Okay, moving fo'ward, I think it's important to know that simple things like this will someday separate you from being in the wrong line after getting out of the cattle car. So... any mispronunciations out there that bug the rest of you?

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Hey, Wang! It's a Parking Lot!

They may have arrived together, but they had such different experiences on that beautiful Kona beach. Good thing they didn't let a single fucking second escape their cameras. This was the amazing sunset view I had one wonderful evening while these two fucking morons captured the water breaking on the rocks for at least an hour. They were at it so long I started to wonder if they were frozen like Robert Deniro from Awakenings.