Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Local Town Infested with Drop Dead Sexy Insects

Eight-legged sexbombs
Originally uploaded by Jorge Ragtime.
Area residents are becoming increasingly concerned with a rash of extremely sexually attractive insects. While insects are normally miniscule and looked upon with horror by the general populace, this infestation is full of insects that make Cameron Diaz look like Jimmy Durante. So watch your girlfriend, these fineass arachnids can pull off a new level of shocker on a ho. Some theorize that the "insects" are really just al Qaeda operatives in costumes. Either way they're damn sexy.

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