What aspect of me do you find the most sexy? Is it my Freddy Kreuger sweater? The way I part my hair down the middle? My penetrating gaze? Come into my boxcar and I'll show you what love is. I'll show you what hobos do when the traincar closes. I'll show you that I'm not wearing anything down there. All that stands between you and paradise is a zipper and lots of pubes. Pet me. Lick my navel. Are you getting turned on too?