Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I Have Big Healthy Gums



Hello, I am Sayichi Yamaha Honda! My parents are both short. I lucked out though, I got really big gums and little tiny teeth. This is a blessing because when I smile you can see that I do not have gingivitis. I use floss and a child sized tooth brush which are much cheaper and come in many fun colors and designs. I’ll be honest though. I wish that I was a few inches taller too. I know, I know, I shouldn’t look a gift horse in the mouth. But couldn’t the gods have made me a little taller when they were sprinkling the gift of big gums on me? I have ways around being short though. I fluff my bangs up sooooo tall and that fools everyone and makes me look like a giant! I drive an Eclipse with blue neon underneath and I also have big gums. Oh yeah, small teeth too!

3 comments:

Mr. Timberlake said...

So you grab your girls
And you grab a couple more
And you all come meet me
In the middle of the floor
Said the air is thick, it's smelling right
So you blast to the left and you sail to the right

Kid Sensation said...

My anus is like a donut. It's fucking round, brown and has a hole in it.

Sheila E said...

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and I'm here to talk about this thing called rap
to all the party people at the party that's packed
and you know that I'm precious, could never be lesser
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get out of your seats and just clap you hands
get down, don't clown to the funky sound
cause the beat is dropping all over the town
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get on the mic and let me hear you speak