Following a series of postings depicting the prophet Mohammed as a violent slum-dweller, offended Muslims attacked the offices of the world-renowned blog Ancient Axe in Beirut this afternoon to prove that they hate violence.
"How dare they characterize our religion as based on violence!" screamed Mohammed Jihad as he struggled to pull the bloody axe from a lifeless Ancient Axe intern's chest. "We must defend the peaceful nature of Allah by setting fire to everything he created."
Ancient Axe editors and closed mind demifag idiots Buff Tan Honky and Maximillion asked why Muslims have to take everything so seriously.
"We're just trying to write an honest man's blog here," said Maximillion, fighting off eight Muslim attackers with a severed head. "Can't you take a fucking joke?"
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8 comments:
I bathe in the blood of infidels.
towel heads are just misunderstood
Maximillion is a dipshit.
no one likes max.
that politcally correct fuck max would call them muslims. They are sand niggers and should always be refered to as such.
Hey lets fuck to celebrate!
Sand NEGROS.
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