Creation Of New Race Foiled By Diarrhea

It’s too bad these two fat fucks will never meet. A match made in heaven that will never come to fruition. Together they could have populated the entire Earth with massive bellied children bearing awe inspiring stretch marks across their bloated abdomens. A whole new race could have been spawned if these two ample-bellied sex pots had simply crossed paths. It was a cruel twist of fate that on the day of their intended meeting at Wal-Mart they both became stricken with horrific bowel cramps and great gouts of brown and bubbly mess issued forth from their impressively proportioned backsides. They never again would have the chance to lay eyes on each other and would be forever doomed to languish in solitude, shunned by the cruel eyes of others. No one but them really missed out in this deal.