Saturday, February 04, 2006

Please Please Me


I hate all of you fuckers. Kiss the fucking beard. You see my cheeks? No you don't that's because I have a big, bad ass fucking beard. My ass crack has a fucking beard like this too. Impenetrable. You fuckers will feel the wrath of a neckbeard before you die!

10 comments:

Man Bites Dog said...

When you sink a dead body in a body of water, use this formula: for a grown, average sized person, use at least twice the body weight in rocks or concrete to weigh it down. Gas bloats the corpse and will bring it to the surface. For children, use a weight equal to the body weight. Elderly need only half the body weight as a result of their porous bones. Midgets require at least three times their body weight as they have dense, hard bones.

Anonymous said...

so needy

Buff Tan Honky said...

so good looking....ME

Anonymous said...

LIKE THE BEARD

The Rhetorical Letter Writer said...

Dear Buff Tan Honky,

That beard is the assholiest thing I've seen in my entire life. You look like you've got a dead skunk attached to your chin, and I bet you smell like one, too.

Sincerely,

The Rhetorical Awesome Writer

Anonymous said...

Kiss the fucking beard you bastard. Fucking bastard!

hottiegurl6969 said...

cute beard

Anonymous said...

you are ugly as shit.

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