Thursday, February 09, 2006
Pepsi One Doesn't Sit Too Good With Local Hipster
Greg Potomki was exuberant when he purchased a six pack of the new Pepsi One Cola, sure that he had in his hands a wonderful carbonated beverage with a delicious taste and only one calorie. Six cans and twenty minutes later Mr. Potomki's stomach decided the wonderful beverage wasn't such a great addition to the pizza, pretzels, milk and cabbage he had enjoyed for dinner. The bizarre looking soup was viciously ejected from his mouth and nostrils when he was least expecting it and nearly became a part of his friend Gandalf's attire for the evening. Carrot, his other best friend, began to scream the lyrics to the Karate Kid theme song to lighten the mood. Enjoying the amazing burn of stomach acid in his nostrils, Mr. Potomki did manage a chuckle when Carrot arched his back and began to scream "Try your best to win them all and one day time will tell. When you’re the one that’s standing there you’ll reach the final bell! You’re the best... around, nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. You’re the best... around, nothing’s gonna ever keep you down. You’re the best...around, nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ho-how-ho-own." Carrot then began to swing his arms in a wide rendition of a heart-wrenching guitar solo.