Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Enraged Muslims Attack Ancient Axe Offices to Prove They're Non-Violent


Angry at the Axe
Originally uploaded by Jorge Ragtime.
Following a series of postings depicting the prophet Mohammed as a violent slum-dweller, offended Muslims attacked the offices of the world-renowned blog Ancient Axe in Beirut this afternoon to prove that they hate violence.

"How dare they characterize our religion as based on violence!" screamed Mohammed Jihad as he struggled to pull the bloody axe from a lifeless Ancient Axe intern's chest. "We must defend the peaceful nature of Allah by setting fire to everything he created."

Ancient Axe editors and closed mind demifag idiots Buff Tan Honky and Maximillion asked why Muslims have to take everything so seriously.

"We're just trying to write an honest man's blog here," said Maximillion, fighting off eight Muslim attackers with a severed head. "Can't you take a fucking joke?"

9 comments:

Buff Tan Honky said...

I bathe in the blood of infidels.

Anonymous said...

towel heads are just misunderstood

Anonymous said...

Maximillion is a dipshit.

Anonymous said...

no one likes max.

Anonymous said...

that politcally correct fuck max would call them muslims. They are sand niggers and should always be refered to as such.

Buff Tan Honky said...

Hey lets fuck to celebrate!

Anonymous said...

Sand NEGROS.

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