I thought of a few cool names that I'd rather have than the one found on my birth certificate. Feel free to use these to label your newborn as you see fit, of course using the provided surname is a requirement.
1. Bronson Jackworth
2. Chuckton Bruntley
3. Swole Fister
4. Boon Fuxley
5. Fingers Brohamptordly
6. Boost Manley
7. Milter Fruckton
8. Ronk Blessedly
9. Bruise Sweetly
10. Chunt Lister
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11. Maxi Pussi
12. Jabber Holious
13. Condoleeza Rice
14. Cacti Sharpy
15. Angus Stradler
16. Mark Angel
17. Chip Turkish
18. Advil Washington
19. Paul Quest
20. Frau Augen
21. Remy Roid
22. Harry Schlongstein
23. Brut Fuscles
24. Virgil Remington
25. Stonewall Augusta
26. Grant Rampy
27. Irving Morton
28. July Hangnchad
29. Ira Jewslayer-Lebbiwitz
30. Walter Kelly
31. Criss Angel
32. Bubba (angel killer) Bundy
33. Musty Frunkstein
34. Flop Bohunkley
35. Cooch Sump
36. Rubsy Towers
37. Rusty Skyneflute
38. Bloodsy Flavian
39. Krupa Trupa
40. Dingle Broomenenenener
41. Hoggle Patrolio
42. Tusk Funger
43. Francis Buxton
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45. Jaundice Al-Queda
46. Snart Mukleet
47. Broof Tungbeetle
48. Tronk Flicker
49. John (hemroid sufferer) Dunlop
50. Berf Grundle
51. Bruskle Plopper
52. Crut Boone
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