Saturday, June 17, 2006

Great Names That You Won't Find In A Baby Book...






















I thought of a few cool names that I'd rather have than the one found on my birth certificate. Feel free to use these to label your newborn as you see fit, of course using the provided surname is a requirement.

1. Bronson Jackworth
2. Chuckton Bruntley
3. Swole Fister
4. Boon Fuxley
5. Fingers Brohamptordly
6. Boost Manley
7. Milter Fruckton
8. Ronk Blessedly
9. Bruise Sweetly
10. Chunt Lister

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

11. Maxi Pussi
12. Jabber Holious
13. Condoleeza Rice
14. Cacti Sharpy
15. Angus Stradler

maximillion said...

16. Mark Angel
17. Chip Turkish
18. Advil Washington
19. Paul Quest
20. Frau Augen

Anonymous said...

21. Remy Roid
22. Harry Schlongstein
23. Brut Fuscles
24. Virgil Remington
25. Stonewall Augusta

Anonymous said...

26. Grant Rampy

Anonymous said...

27. Irving Morton
28. July Hangnchad
29. Ira Jewslayer-Lebbiwitz
30. Walter Kelly

Anonymous said...

31. Criss Angel

Anonymous said...

32. Bubba (angel killer) Bundy

Buff Tan Honky said...

33. Musty Frunkstein
34. Flop Bohunkley
35. Cooch Sump
36. Rubsy Towers

Anonymous said...

37. Rusty Skyneflute

Buff Tan Honky said...

38. Bloodsy Flavian
39. Krupa Trupa
40. Dingle Broomenenenener

Anonymous said...

41. Hoggle Patrolio

Boraxo Ailer said...

42. Tusk Funger

Anonymous said...

43. Francis Buxton

Anonymous said...

Scoliosis Jones

Anonymous said...

45. Jaundice Al-Queda

Buff Tan Honky said...

46. Snart Mukleet
47. Broof Tungbeetle
48. Tronk Flicker

Anonymous said...

49. John (hemroid sufferer) Dunlop

Buff Tan Honky said...

50. Berf Grundle
51. Bruskle Plopper
52. Crut Boone