Ever wanted a whole mess of young boys under your control? Dreamt of spending late nights snuggled under a blanket fort with five ten year olds with nothing but the feeble light of a dying flashlight to make out their innocent yet succulent bodies? Let me ask just one more question if I may. Who the fuck hasn't? Here at Kamp Kumdumpster we are looking for a few extra counselors to round out our stable of education and fitness conscious teens interested in molding the minds and backsides of this summer's batch of youngsters. Culled from the nation's foster homes, these young, impressionable boys already know the drill so you don't have to teach them a thing! If you like the 'sit on my lap game' then just wait until Joey Kendall (age 10, Akron, OH) shows you the 'What's a gag reflex?' game his stepdad taught him since last summer! Hours and hours of fun and excitement are just a phone call away at Kamp Kumdumpster!