Saturday, April 19, 2008

Don't Judge a Man by his Hilarious T-Shirt

This is an actual mug shot from our good friends at The Smoking Gun, and I felt it was my duty to share it with the world. Who the fuck looks at a T-shirt like that and thinks "Oooh! All my friends are going to be doubled over with laughter when they see this, especially when I wear it on the day we're going to rob that liquor store!" I'm sure the carefully manicured lip hair really intimidated his fellow inmates too.

2 comments:

Buff Tan Honky said...

The soul patch on this guy reminds me of this thought I had the other day; what if scholars proved the Jesus had a really big soul patch, but not a full beard. Think of a howie mandell soul patch and you get the idea. Howie's jewish right? Well? Fuck off.

Buff Tan Honky said...

Since there's so much room above his head, I'm thinking they don't adjust the camera height. What if someone who comes in is under 4'6? Do they just have a mug shot of his eyes and forehead? How sinister would that be anyway? Piercing eyes, blunt dwarf forehead, an unruly shock of black hair done in a pompadour...