Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Ahhh shit I'm fucked now

Goddamn it, why did I have to go out and rape some bitches when I'm a fucking newscaster!?! I knew that shit would catch up to me but I just couldn't bring myself to sell the windowless van! Why can't I be a newscaster and a serial rapist and have people leave me the fuck alone?!? I just want to read the news! I just want to rape some sluts! I want to live my life!!!!! Why???

3 comments:

gay said...

wow. nice effort

S. Tyler said...

sloe gin fizzy, do it til your dizzy, etc.

Nate Paws said...

haha... bet his asshole just clenched the fuck up!