Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Ahhh shit I'm fucked now

Goddamn it, why did I have to go out and rape some bitches when I'm a fucking newscaster!?! I knew that shit would catch up to me but I just couldn't bring myself to sell the windowless van! Why can't I be a newscaster and a serial rapist and have people leave me the fuck alone?!? I just want to read the news! I just want to rape some sluts! I want to live my life!!!!! Why???


gay said...

wow. nice effort

S. Tyler said...

sloe gin fizzy, do it til your dizzy, etc.

Nate Paws said...

haha... bet his asshole just clenched the fuck up!