That's right fuckers, Maximillion is back and he's got whale tails on his mind. I am completely uninterested in a thong unless it's poking out for some air from the top of a woman's jeans or tracksuit. Preferably if that woman is between the ages of 34 and 37. That's when a woman REALLY blossoms.
I went to Macy's yesterday and asked the clerk if whale tails were on sale and he said that if I was looking for what I thought he was looking for he was going to call security, and anyway I was in the men's suit section and he wouldn't know.
I guess I'm just like Captain Ahab, searching for a white whale tail so I can photograph it from a distance and add it to my collection. Captain Ahab with a high-powered camera and mirror sunglasses.
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I speared whale tails with my flesh harpoon.
you're not welcome here lambert.
Don't make me hate you!
I bet those flukes get stained on friday nights!
i believe that a woman's whale tail is her own business
who said i was a surgeon with the tommy? was it LIPS?
I'm not a very good actress. I'm not even good looking at all.
don't tell me what you don't want, tell me what you do want...
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