Monday, September 18, 2006

Where there's a will, there's a whale tail


Ahoy!
Originally uploaded by Jorge Ragtime.
That's right fuckers, Maximillion is back and he's got whale tails on his mind. I am completely uninterested in a thong unless it's poking out for some air from the top of a woman's jeans or tracksuit. Preferably if that woman is between the ages of 34 and 37. That's when a woman REALLY blossoms.

I went to Macy's yesterday and asked the clerk if whale tails were on sale and he said that if I was looking for what I thought he was looking for he was going to call security, and anyway I was in the men's suit section and he wouldn't know.

I guess I'm just like Captain Ahab, searching for a white whale tail so I can photograph it from a distance and add it to my collection. Captain Ahab with a high-powered camera and mirror sunglasses.

8 comments:

Christopher Lambert said...

I speared whale tails with my flesh harpoon.

jorge ragtime said...

you're not welcome here lambert.

Lips Manless said...

Don't make me hate you!

Buff Tan Honky said...

I bet those flukes get stained on friday nights!

Flat Top Jones said...

i believe that a woman's whale tail is her own business

Pruneface said...

who said i was a surgeon with the tommy? was it LIPS?

TESS TRUEHEART said...

I'm not a very good actress. I'm not even good looking at all.

breathless mahoney said...

don't tell me what you don't want, tell me what you do want...