Friday, March 25, 2011

Sherds or Shards? An Archaeologist's Dilemma

Preeminent archeaologist Dr. Walter G. Lungwarts is currently facing what is gaining attention as the Sherd/Shard Discontinuity. "What the fuck am I supposed to call these little chunks?" The Princeton educated doctor asked, holding up a wedge of terra cotta clay. "How can I publish if I can't even get that much right?" I had no easy answer to give the man. "Fuck it," Dr. Lungwarts said at the conclusion of our meeting as he tossed what could have been a valuable artifact back into the pit at the digsite. "If I can't name it, what's the point?"


Anonymous said...

Sherds, Shards, hell he probably "Shart" himself while putting on his used ball cuff, prior to his discovery and the light headedness caused him to have a mental slip, so thats why he could'nt remember if it's a shard, shart, or sherd!

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It's fucking ridiculous how people these days don't understand the neccessity of a good ballcuff. They save lives. And marriages.

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