Tuesday, November 16, 2010

It's FORWARD, Not FO'WARD


Also, you dickheads that say shed-ule instead of schedule can all die slowly. Do you think that makes you sound smart? Even if that is really the way it's supposed to be pronounced, stop trying to be the sole voice of reason.
'Why don't you shed-ule me in for an eight o'clock tee time.'
'Well, your Mother didn't her birth control as per the shed-ule.'
'Yeah... well, do you think I can shed-ule that gastrointestinal bleed for next week? I'm not interesting in crapping blood right now.'
Okay, moving fo'ward, I think it's important to know that simple things like this will someday separate you from being in the wrong line after getting out of the cattle car. So... any mispronunciations out there that bug the rest of you?

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