Friday, April 27, 2007

Is Your Shirt Tucked In? Mine is.

My shirt is tucked crisply into my waistband, accentuating my shoulder/waist ratio to attract females. I will mate with them when they draw close because I am a masculine man. I am all male, wholly sexual. With hands on hips I will insemiate women across this great nation. I am a specimen of masculine perfection. Tuck those shirts in boys, and lets just see how you measure up. Come on... I waiting, with my hands on my hips. Waiting.

8 comments:

caitlin said...

This guy looks like Ricky Schroeder.

Anonymous said...

This dude apparently has a nice enough bod to tuck his t-shirt in w/o any issues. Or else he's just being silly. Either way, it's sexy and I'd appreciate it since I can see the package better (all around).

Hot boys that can get away with tucking ought to tuck. It's brash and bold and hot! Show us your belts, boys, and I mean all around, not just in front, you front-tucking losers.

Buff Tan Honky said...

Thanks for making a completely pointless and stupid statement.

Anonymous said...

Hey Buff Tan Honky,

Your post reveals that my statement affected you enough respond.

You've got nothing except insults? Not even a little well-thought-out disagreement? Not a contradictory opinion based on any kind of experience? Just "Thanks for making a completely pointless and stupid statement"?

Guess whose statement is pointless and stupid?

Buff Tan Honky said...

Yours is.

Anonymous said...

Still nothing of substance to offer, eh buff? Just kind of reveling in your own idiocy, are ya?

Oh, wait.I see you're 15. I get it. Never mind.

Buff Tan Honky said...

I love how you actually checked back to see if I responded to your comment about how brash, bold and hot it is for a guy to tuck his shirt in.

Buff Tan Honky said...

I'm still waiting to hear something back (all around.)