The Ancient Axe

That's why you see me drinking Coors. It's the Banquet Beer, made from pure Rocky Mountain water. It cools you down when the sun i...

Whoever was in charge of casting for this movie must have been into fishing.

How did Daniel Laruso beat Dutch? My answer; he didn't. That's why they didn't even bother to show the actual fight in the movie...

Sharkey wants his sixteen year old bride and he's not going to let her mother keep her without a fight. Fight, Jon Sharkey. Fight.

Preeminent archeaologist Dr. Walter G. Lungwarts is currently facing what is gaining attention as the Sherd/Shard Discontinuity. "What ...

Who needs character development or plot when your protagonist is THE RICHEST KID IN THE WORLD? What do for book 34 when you're running l...

Would you like to meet him?

Craigslist personals are an endless source of enjoyment for me. Until now, I've never thrown my hat into the ring. Here's the ad I p...

Height, length, weight, intelligence, skull size... I. DON'T. FUCKING. CARE. You are probably an idiot and therefore your kid will be to...

I grew up a stone's throw from a woman who attached a $500 bicycle rack to the roof of her 1992 Cherokee. In the 12 years I saw that roo...

Also, you dickheads that say shed-ule instead of schedule can all die slowly. Do you think that makes you sound smart? Even if that is real...

They may have arrived together, but they had such different experiences on that beautiful Kona beach. Good thing they didn't let a sing...

Fuck D.B. Cooper, I want to know where all the white dogshit went.

Tell me what you think of these three I made. The bands might be imaginary, but the passion behind these album covers is as real as any musi...

The man knows nudity.

Laura has no idea what's coming, but all these people do.

Paul Giamatti nests in wood shavings.

If you think the civil war had something to do with slavery or even the interference of state governance by the federal government, you'...

3 Shot Sapporo? Buttfucky? Ramen Nool? Perhaps?

As the silky drapes billow on the soft ocean breeze and the starlight glints off my chunky silver jewelry, you will know you are with a real...

Haier 33inch tall Refridgerator - $70 (Rochester) Nello i have a MINT 33inches high by 20x18 inches with freezer4 Shelves with crisper ]]]do...

The funny thing is... I used to be called 'goat sucker' back in high school.

It was meticulously planned, down to the last detail. Every flower cut with care, every guest's program placed at a 90 degree angle on ...

When I get bored, I like to watch videos of people vomiting. That's how I found this little gem . What I'd like to know is why the ...

With all these Tim Kaine-Obama VP selection rumors swirling, I'd just like to point our 3 readers to this scintillating Ancient Axe repo...

You heard it here first! This beauty has been sticking his big, stupid looking face all over TV for fucking years and no one ever noticed t...

A new craigslist ad from our old friend TIM CONE! Check this one out, this guy is on crack I swear: hello i have 4 P235/75R15 Kelly Safari T...

This is an actual mug shot from our good friends at The Smoking Gun , and I felt it was my duty to share it with the world. Who the fuck lo...

Please explain to me how this video corresponds in any way to this gay ass song because I'd love to know. The Disney Channel meets Dream...

This ad was posted on craigslist a few weeks back: 1962 fallout book from goverment with letter hello i have a i have a letter about western...

Yeah sure, there's a consoling hand on my shoulder, but that doesn't help the fact that I am just dripping with sweat over every inc...

Santa's got a fat setup in the North Pole with all those midget slaves and electronics and shit, but it wasn't always like that. Sa...