Thursday, October 29, 2009

Gabes Are Ugly People

Have you ever attached irrational emotions or imagery to a person's name? Well, I sure as hell have. When I was in 4th grade I met a kid from another school named Gabe. The kid was horrific. His face was simian, ape-like, with a narrow skull and protruding jaws and teeth. He belched purply-grape flavored something that stank. Ever since that nightmarish day when I hear the name Gabe I think of big ape mouths that stink of grape. Fuck you Gabe. Fuck all of you.