Freshman 'soccer jock' he may once have been, but those years are long gone. Hilario is like many of his generation who have replaced the rich friendships of high school and the early years for a layer of thick fat. Some cringe at the idea, but is it really that large of a step from a night out with friends to an entire box of frozen fish sticks and a half gallon of ice cream? It would be easy to say no, but deep inside a voice cries desperately 'yes!' Hilario followed the voice and found happiness, in a size 50 pair of jeans.